A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin. “Is it true that an alligator won’tattack you if you carry a flashlight?”The cousin smirked and replied, “Depends on how fast yacarry the flashlight.”

A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes the dogs leash & starts swinging it around & aroundhis head.The druggist says “May I help you?” The blind man replies “No thank you, I’m just lookingaround.”

Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.

A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the priest he’s been having sexual intercourse with a pig eversince his wife died.The priest asks him if he intends to continue doing it and whether thepig is a male or female.”No! I’m not doing it anymore!”

How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him up and start sucking his dick.

Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his life.When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry tosit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand. After he gets about a quarter of a mile

A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?””No.””Got any fresh vegetables?””No. We have only canned and dry goods.”The next day, the duck returns.”Got any fresh fruit?””No.””Got any fresh vegetables?””No. I told you yesterday, we have only canned and dry goods. If you come back tomorrow