Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs apart?

Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to the other, disgustedly, and says,”I hear they’re doing this to women in Chicago!”

Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his dick.One man said, “I sure wish I could do that.” The other replied, “You can, but you’re probably goingto have to pet him first.”

One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.For two days he roamed around trying to find a way out.He had not eaten anything during this period and wasfamished. Over on a rock ledge he spotted a bald eagle,killed it, and started to eat it. Surprisingly

How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo

If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff my roosters feet, what do you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass.

Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. Hesurpassed himself one summer day when a city dog was brought to himafter an encounter with a porcupine.After almost an hour of prying, pulling, cutting and stitching, hereturned the dog to its owner, who asked what she owed.”Fifteen dollars,