Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got 16 months.
Category: Animal World
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There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam.It was that time of year to satisfy the local female population, andyoung George was pretty excited.”Sam, Sam, can I go down to those heifers over there?” asked George.”George, relax. Here is how it works. We’ll
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, “Um, err,which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outsideto the parking meter?”A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his bodyhair growing out through the seams, turned slowly onhis stool, looked down
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of the big silverback gorillas cage, when one woman makes agesture that the gorilla interprets as aninvitation. He grabs her yanks her over thefence and takes her to his nest in the pen.There he ravishhes her and
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine 1.Treat the beaker like your most prized possession. 2.Solemnly intone the word “no” every time the cat approaches the beaker. 3.After completing steps #1 and #2, leave the cat alone with the beaker for thirty seconds.
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice. Next, you place enough peas around the hole to completely surround the hole. Then, when the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the icehole.Sent by Ediie