How to Hunt Elephants — Sales StyleSalespeople don’t hunt elephants but spend their timeselling elephants they haven’t caught, for delivery twodays before the season opens. Software salespeople ship thefirst thing they catch and write up an invoice for anelephant. Hardware salespeople catch rabbits, paint themgray and sell them as “desktop
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How to Hunt Elephants — QA StyleQuality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and lookfor mistakes the other hunters made when they were packingthe jeep.
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy based onthe assumption that elephants are just like field mice, butwith deeper voices. Sent by Alex
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his nuts.One of the guys said. “Man I wish I could do that”.Then the other guy said, “Man that dog will bite you!”!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buya horse, I’m sending him over.”The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male orfemale horse.”A female horth,” the midget replies.So the owner
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you and you’re screwedSent by D.L.Chapin
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the following sentence: “I would like to place an order for two mongooses, to be delivered at your earliest convenience.”He stared at the screen, focusing on