A young woman with a happy, cheerful voice was

working in her husband’s trucking line office. She answered a phone

call from a trucker asking for directions to the terminal. After a
short
conversation, he said he could hardly wait to meet her. “I
just know
you are small, blond with blue eyes,” he said. “No,” young
woman
replied, “I’m tall, brunette and have brown eyes.” “Close
enough!” said
the trucker.