A traveller pulls into a hotel
around
midnight and asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk
fills out the
paperwork, the man looks around and sees a gorgeous
blonde sitting in the
lobby. He tells the clerk to wait while he
disappears into the lobby.
After a minute he comes back, with the girl on
his arm.

“Fancy meeting my wife here,” he says to the clerk.
“Guess I’ll
need a double room for the night.”

Next morning,
he comes to settle his bill, and finds the amount to be
over $3000.
“What’s the meaning of this?” he yells at the clerk.
“I’ve only
been here one night!”

“Yes,” says the clerk, “but your wife has
been here for three
weeks.”