A not so rich couple decided to

stay at a very exclusive hotel for a night. The manager immediately

recognized them for what they are but could not throw them out,
instead he
decided to be clever. In the morning the couple came to
settle the bill
and were surprized to find they owe
$3000.

“How’s this? We’ve only been here one night!” the man was
annoyed.
“So?”, said the manager, “this is a very expensive hotel. We have
golf
courts, tennis courts, swimming pools, exercise rooms, bars and

restaurants, all this is very expensive to keep up.”
“But we didn’t use
any of these!” explained the couple.
“If you didn’t use – that’s
your problem,” came the reply.

“In that case, you owe me $2000.
You see, my wife is a call girl who
charges $5000 a night, so please
settle your bill,” said the man.
“What do you mean?” the manager was
taken off guard, “I didn’t
sleep with your wife!”
“If yo
u didn’t use – that’s your problem!”