A man decided that he was going to ride a
10-speed bike
from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon
City before the
mountains justbecame too much and he could go no
farther. He stuck his
thumb out, but after 3 hours hadn’t gotten a
single person to stop.
Finally, a guy in a Corvette pulled over and
offered him a ride. Of
course, the bike wouldn’t fit in the car.
The owner of the Corvette found a
piece of rope lying by the highway
and tied it to his bumper.

He tied the other end to the bike and
told the man that if he was going
too fast, to honk the horn on his
bike and that he would slow down.
Everything went fine for the
first 30 miles.

Suddenly, another Corvette blew past them. Not to be
outdone, the
Corvette pulling the biketook off after the other. A
short distance down the
road, the Corvettes, both going well over
120 mph, blew through a speed
trap. The police officer noted t
he speeds from his radar gun and
radioed to the other officer that
he had two Corvettes headed his way at over
120 mph.

He then
relayed, “…and you’re not going to believe this, there is a
guy
on a bike honking his horn trying to pass….