A man and a woman who have never
met before
find themselves in the same
sleeping carriage of a
train. After the initial embarrassment, they
both
manage to get to
sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the
lower.
In the
middle of the night the woman leans over and says, “I’m sorry
to

bother you but I’m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could

possibly
pass me another blanket.”

The man leans out and,
with a glint in his eye, says, “I’ve got a
better
idea…
let’s pretend we’re married.”

“Why not?” giggles the woman.

“Good,” he replies. “Get your own blanket.”