A little girl was playing in the garden when
spied two spiders mating.
“Daddy, what are those two
spiders doing?” she asked.
“They’re mating,” her father replied.
“What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?” she asked.
“That’s a daddy long legs,” her father answered.
other one is a mommy long legs?” the little girl asked.
father replied. “Both of them are daddy long legs.”
girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped
“Well, we’re not having any of THAT in our garden.”