A little girl was playing in the garden when
she
spied two spiders mating.

“Daddy, what are those two
spiders doing?” she asked.

“They’re mating,” her father replied.

“What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?” she asked.

“That’s a daddy long legs,” her father answered.

“So, the
other one is a mommy long legs?” the little girl asked.

“No,” her
father replied. “Both of them are daddy long legs.”

The little
girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped
them
flat.

“Well, we’re not having any of THAT in our garden.”