A guy walking down a street one
afternoon passes an old man sitting
on the side of the road with a large
sack.
The younger guy says to the old man, “Watcha got in the
sack?”
The old man responds, “I got some monkeys in that there
sack.”
The younger man asks, “If I guess how many monkeys you got in the

sack, can I keep one?”
The old man replies, “Son, if you guess how many
monkeys I got in this
sack, I’ll give you both of ’em!”