A German tourist walks into a
McDonald’s in New York City
and orders a
beer. (In Germany and many
parts of Europe, McDonald’s actually does
serve
beer.) The
local guy in the line behind him immediately gives him the
jab: “They
don’t serve BEER here, you MORON!” The German fellow felt
pretty
stupid, but suddenly turns to the New Yorker with a surprised
look,

and begins to chuckle.

“And what’s so funny?!?” the New
Yorker demands.

“Oh, nothing really, I just realized that you came
here for the
food.”