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The “Perfect” Day!

The Perfect Day According To…HER8:45 – Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 – 5 pounds lighter on the scale9:30 – Light breakfast11:00 – Sunbathe12:30 – Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe1:45 – Shopping2:30 – Run into husband’s ex – notice she’s gained 30lbs.3:00 – Facial, massage, nap7:30 – Candlelight

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A German tourist

A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many parts of Europe, McDonald’s actually does serve beer.) The local guy in the line behind him immediately gives him the jab: “They don’t serve BEER here, you MORON!” The German fellow

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