A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner wearing a neck brace.He sat down and asked his mate what happened.”Well, I was playing golf and I hit my ball into the rough,” replied his friend.”Then I met a chick who was looking for her ball too. Finding mine, I thought I’d give her a hand. There was a cow nearby and I noticed that every time the cow twitched its tail there was a flash of white. So I went over to it and lifted its tail and sure enough there was the ball. I called out to the chick and said, ‘Lady, does this look like yours?’ And the bitch hit me in the neck with her driver!”