A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man,
and a
lawyer were sitting on a train.

The Frenchman offered
everyone some of his baguette, then threw it out
the window, saying,
“Don’t worry – we have plenty of those where I
come from.”

The Englishman offered everyone a crumpet, then threw the rest out of

the window, saying, “Don’t worry – we have plenty of those where I

come from.”

Then the American threw the lawyer out the
window, saying…