A
fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding
night asks his mother, “Mom,
why are wedding dresses
white?”

The mother looks at her son and replies, “Son, this shows the town

that your bride is pure.”

The son thanks his mom, and then
seeks his father opinion, “Dad, why
are wedding dresses
white?”

The father looks at his son in surprise and says, “Son, all household

appliances come in white.”