A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the
headlights
broken and considerable damage. There’s no sign of
the
offending vehicle but he’s relieved to see that there’s a
note
stuck under the windshield wiper.
“Sorry. I just backed into your
Beemer. The witnesses who saw
the accident are nodding and smiling at
me because they think
I’m leaving my name, address and other
particulars. But I’m
not.”