Two men died and went to Heaven. St.

Peter greeted them, and said “I’m sorry, gentlemen, but your
mansions
aren’t ready yet. Until they are, I can send you back to Earth
as
whatever you want to be.”

“Great!” said the first guy,
“I want to be an eagle soaring above
beautiful scenery!”

“No
problem,” replied St. Peter, and POOF! The guy was gone. “And
what
do you want to be,” St. Peter asked the other guy.

“I’d like
to be one cool stud!” was the reply.

“Easy,” replied St. Peter,
and the other guy was gone.

After a few months, their mansions
were finished, and St. Peter sent an
angel to fetch them back.
“You’ll find them easily,” he says, “One
of them is soaring above the
Grand Canyon, and the other one is on a
snow tire somewhere in
Detroit!”