On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up in the bed, frantically leafing through the bible “What areyou doing?” asked the friend. “Looking for loopholes,” repied the lawyer.
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A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse, “I want to see the eye-ear doctor.” “There is no such doctor” she tells him. “Perhaps you would like to see someone else?” “No, I need to see an eye-ear doctor,” he says. “But there is no such
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you grandpa?” he asks.”Feeling fine,” says the old man.”What’s the food like?””Terrific, wonderful menus.””And the nursing?””Just couldn’t be better. These young nurses really take care of you.””What about sleeping? Do you sleep okay?””No problem at all —
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?A mental hospital.
Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour bus on their way to a concert in Denver, when they get a flat tire.The mechanic jumps off the bus to fix the flat, but because they’re already behind schedule and in a hurry, he neglects to double check that the
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you get a dog, name it: MypenisWhy, you ask? Well just look at some of the great excuses you can use for school, work, and general conversation!-I did do my homework but Mypenis ate it!-Oh no, Mypenis
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl.After a year she went into the hospital to give birth.The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow. “This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?”He answered, “You’ve got to keep that old