An old man and his wife; simple, salt of the earth folk, who never lived beyond their means, won the lottery. Not wanting to lose their way with this sudden windfall, they decided to keep humble. But as time went on, the husband wanted to treat his wife to expensive
A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license. The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can’t find it. She says to the cop, “I must have left it at home officer.” The cop says, “Well, do you have any kind of identification?” The motorist scuffles
Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knew it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby. “Gentlemen,” the Devil started,
A plane crashes with an english man, a french man and a russian inside. The plane crashes into the jungle, and the three men are found by a cannibal native tribe. The leader of the tribe says to them: “If you pass the three challenges I assign you with, I’ll
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large breasts.In high school, I dated a girl with large breasts, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl.In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was
A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating. “Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?” she asked. “They’re mating,” her father replied. “What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?” she asked. “That’s a daddy long legs,” her father answered. “So, the other
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give me six double vodka.”The barman says, “Wow! you must have had one hell of a day.” “Yes, I’ve just found out my older brother is gay.”The next day the same guy came into the bar and