There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What do you want your family and friends to say at your funeral?”. Man2 says, “I guess I’d want them to say I was a nice guy and I took care of my family”.Man3 says, “I’d want them to say things like that too”.Man1 said “Really? I’d want them to say… LOOK! HE’S MOVING!”.