Two Virginia boys, Sonny
and Rick, went
out hunting and split up. Sonny heard some rustling in the
bushes
and, by mistake, shot his friend.

After trying to remove the
bullet, he carried Rick to a doctor.

Two hours later, after the
physician had patched up the wounded hunter,
Sonny asked, “Please, Doc.
How’s my friend?”

“Well,” answered the M.D., “he’d be a lot
better off if you hadn’t
taken out his gut!”