Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down
the road
drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.

The passenger,
Bubba, said “Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it’s a police
roadblock!!
We’re gonna get busted fer drinkin’ these here
beers!!”

“Don’t worry, Bubba,” Earl said. “We’ll just pull over and finish

drinkin’ these beers then peel off the label and stick it on our

foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat.”

“What fer?”, asked
Bubba.

“Just let me do the talkin’, OK?,” said
Earl.

Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight & put

label on each of their foreheads.

When they reached the
roadblock, the sheriff said, “You boys been
drinkin’?”

“No, sir,”
said Earl while pointing at the labels. “We’re on the
patch.”