Two opposing county chairman were sharing

a rare moment together. The Democratic chairman said, “I never pass
up
a chance to promote the party. For example, whenever I take a
cab, I
give the driver a sizable tip and say, ‘Vote Democratic.'”

His opponent said, “I have a better scheme, and it
doesn’t cost
me a nickel. I don’t give any tip at all. And when I
leave, I also
say, ‘Vote Democratic.'”