Two men were boasting to each other about
their
old army days.

“Why, my outfit was so well drilled,”
declared one, “that when they
presented arms all you could hear was
slap, slap, click.”

“Very good,” conceded the other, “but when my
company presented arms
you’d just hear slap, slap,
jingle.”

“What was the jingle?” asked the first. “Oh,” replied the other

offhand, “just our medals.”