Two Irishmen are sitting in a
bar. Mick’s
looking particularly sad
and Patrick asks him what the matter is.
mick says, “well, I knew that
my grandfather had died in the war,
but I’ve just found out that he
actually died in the auschwitz
concentration camp.”
Patrick says, “that’s terrible, did he go to the
gas chamber?” and
Mick
replies, “no, he fell out of the machine
gun tower.”