Two guys
are out hunting deer. The first
guy says, “Did you see that?”

“No,” the second guy
says.

“Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead,” the first guy says.

“Oh,”
says the second guy.

A couple of minutes later, The first guy
says, “Did you see that?”

“See what?” the second guy
asks.

“Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that hill, over

there.”

“Oh.”

A few minutes later the first guy says:
“Did you see that?”

By now, the second guy is getting
aggravated, so he says, “Yes, I
did!”

And the first guy says: “Then
why did you step in it?”