TOP 10 McGreevey jokes…. 10 NJ state bird – swallow. 9 New Jersey Turnpike renamed Hershey Highway. 8 NJ raises terror alert level to lavender. 7 We know he didn’t like bush, but this is ridiculous. 6 Now we know why McGreevey enjoyed “polling” so much. 5 What does McGreevey and the Israeli navy have in common? Jewish seamen. 4 NJ DMV now calls rear-end accidents a “mcgreevey”. 3 Gives new meaning to “stuffing the ballot box”. 2 Post headline: “McGreevey goes down!” 1 It shouldn’t take McGreevey long to get out of the governor’s mansion – he’s already got all his schitt packed!