This 85 year old couple, having been
married almost 60
years, had died in a car crash. They had been in
good health the last ten
years mainly due to her interest in health
food, and exercise.

When they reached the pearly gates, St.
Peter took them to their
mansion which was decked out with a beautiful
kitchen and master bath suite
and Jacuzzi. As they “oohed and
aahed” the old man asked Peter how
much all this was going to cost.

“It’s free,” Peter replied, “this is Heaven.”

Next they
went out back to survey the championship golf course that the
home
backed up to. They would have golfing privileges everyday and each

week the course changed to a new one representing the great golf

courses on earth.

The old man asked, “what are the green fees?”.

Peter’s reply, “This is heaven, you play for free.”

Next
they went to the club house and saw the lavish buffet lunch with
r
the cuisine’s of the world laid out.

“How much to eat?”
asked the old man.

“Don’t you understand yet? This is heaven, it
is free!” Peter
replied with some exasperation.

“Well,
where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?” the old man
asked
timidly.

Peter lectured, “That’s the best part…you can eat as
much as you
like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you
never get sick.
This is Heaven.”

With that the old man went
into a fit of anger, throwing down his hat
and stomping on it, and
shrieking wildly. Peter and his wife both tried
to calm him down,
asking him what was wrong.

The old man looked at his wife and
said, “This is all your fault. If
it weren’t for your blasted bran
muffins, I could have been here ten
years ago!”