The world’s most incredibly lazy man found

a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted him three

wishes. He wished for a horse, a sumo wrestler and a squirrel.

“They’re yours, but what are they for?” the genie asked.
“I’m tired
of walking everywhere–I want to just ride the horse. The
sumo
wrestler is so that I won’t have to work to get on the horse.”
“But the
squirrel?” asked the genie.
“I need something to go ‘click-click’
to start the
horse!!!”