The newlyweds
arrived at the front desk
of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton Head, South
Carolina,
looking all fresh, and eager to enjoy
their two week
vacation/honeymoon.

The stunning blonde at the front desk smiled and said, “Well,
hi
Jimmy, how ya been lover ? Long time no see.”

A frosty
silence prevailed until the couple reached their room. Once
inside, the
piqued bride demanded: “And just who was THAT woman
?!?!?”

The
groom wiped his brow and said, “Just relax honey. Please !
I’m
going to have enuff trouble explaining you to her.”