The managing partner in an accounting firm

is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him
in
to chastise him.

“How could you possibly advise the client
in the way you did? That was
completely unethical. We are always
conscious of Ethics in this firm.
You do know what Ethics is don’t
you?”

The young partner is offended. “Of course I know what
Ethics is. It’s
a county in southern England.”