The man was in no shape to drive, so
he
wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking

unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.

“What are you doing out
here at 2 A.M.?” said the officer.

“I’m going to a lecture.”
the man said.

“And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?”
the cop asked.

“My wife.” said the man.