The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and

said, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”

“What is it,
child?”

The girl said, “Father, I have committed the sin of vanity.
Twice a
day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how
beautiful I am.”

The priest turned, took a good look at the girl,
and said, “My dear, I
have good news. That isn’t a sin – it’s only
a mistake.”