The couple was dining out when the wife

noticed a familiar face at the
bar. “Elliot,” she said, pointing “do
you see that man downing
bourbon at
the bar?”
The husband
looked over and nodded. “Well,” the woman continued,
“he’s
been
drinking like that for 10 years, ever since I jilted him!”
The
husband returned to his meal. “Nonsense,” he said, “even that’s
not

worth so much celebrating!”