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The Big Shake-up!

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business!The CEO, walks up the guy and asks – “and how much money do you make a week?”Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, “I make $200.00 a week. Why?”The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams – “here’s a week’s pay, now GET OUT and don’t come back!”Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks – “does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?”With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters – “Pizza delivery guy”.

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