Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
Tag: Yo Momma
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya comeback to complain she says – “For $10 what do ya expect, lobster?
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s Ark!
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the whales started singing, “we are family”.