Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and held it up.”All the ladies down on the floor,” one handsome robber commanded.”My grandmother too?” the little girl asked. “Yes, your grandmother too!””All the ladies on the floor, pull up your dresses.””My grandmother too?” “Yes, your
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While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie, walk in with a St. Bernard dog. The Rabbi,horrified, asked the Cantor to continue the service and went to talk toBernie.Rabbi: “What are doing here with a dog?”Bernie: “The dog came here to pray.””Oh, come on.”
The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers…The questions are:1.What are you thinking about?2.Do you love me?3.Do I look fat?4.Do you think she is prettier than me?5.What would you do if I died?What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into
A vampire bat came flapping in from a night of foraging, covered in fresh blood. He parked himself on the cave’s roof to get some sleep. Soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to shut up and
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M SLEEPY.I’m sleepy. I’M TIRED.I’m tired. I’VE GOTTA GO.Get out of the way and stay away until it clears. WHAT’S WRONG?I don’t see why you’re making such a big deal out of this. WHAT’S WRONG?What meaningless self-inflicted
World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve any strategic or tactical problem. Military leaders are assembled in front of the new machine and instructed to feed difficult tactical problem into it. They describe a hypothetical situation to the computer and then ask the
The 5 questions most feared by men are:1…What are you thinking about?2…Do you love me?3…Do I look fat?4…Do you think she is prettier than me?5…What would you do if I died?What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the