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A precise location

Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney: “And where is milepost 499?”Witness: “About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500.”

Judge to witness:

Judge to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?” Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.” Judge:: “And where is milepost 499?” Witness: “About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500.”