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Tell me a Story!

A reporter goes way up into the hills of West Virginia to write an article about the area. He meets an old man in a small town and asks him about any memorable events in his life.The old man says, “Well, one time my favorite sheep got lost, so me

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Resolving to surprise

Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive’s wife stops by his office. As she walks in unannounced, she finds his secretary sitting on his lap. Without hesitating, he begins to dictated a letter… “And in conclusion gentlemen, budget cut or not, I cannot continue to operate this office with just

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American businessman was

American businessman was at a pier in a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow-fin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them.

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Men – Ya just can’t win!

IT’S NOT EASY BEING A GUYPity us men………If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you’re a male chauvinist.If you stay home and do the housework, you’re a sissy.If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.If you

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The farmer goes

The farmer goes to town one day and happens to run into his old pal the tractor salesman. “How’s business?” asks the farmer. “Not very good, I haven’t sold a tractor in months, How are things on the farm?” asked the salesman. “Well– The other day I went out to

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Confucius says again…

1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.3. Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.4. Man who kisses girl’s behind, gets crack in face.5. Passionate kiss like spider web-lead to undoing of fly.6. Man

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The Sermon!

A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home he couldn’t tell his wife that he had spoken on sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members.A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping center and they

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