A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on theFerris wheel, but the husband wasn’t comfortable with that. So the wifewent on the ride by herself.The wheel went round and round and suddenly the wife was thrown out andlanded in a heap at her husband’s
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“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think I don’t realize you’re having me followed by a detective who’s tall, blond, has green eyes and is very nice, although a little shy at first?”
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, “Well, what about you, what sort of control do
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either,
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into bed. He’s laying in bed for a few minutes and cuts a fart. His wife wakes up and asks, “What the hell was that?”