A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised and says, I don’t have a headache!” He says, “Aha!”
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A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman’s horse stumbles and jostles the man’s wife. Once across
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, “Don’t unleash the beast in me.”The wife snickered and replied, “Unlike a lot of women, ‘dear’, I’m not the least bit afraid of a mouse.”
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy and irresistible towomen you are?”The flattered husband said, “No, dear they haven’t.”The wife yells, “Then what the heck gave you THAT idea at the partytonight?”
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for honeymoon to stay at the same Hotel in Venice, door to door.The next morning, the two brand new husbands step out on their balconies to have a breath of fresh air.”So? How was it going last
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum said, “No.”The man asked, “Will you gamble it away?”The bum said, “No.”Then the man asked, “Will you come home with me so my wife cansee what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble?”
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in themirror. He asks, “What are you doing?”She replies, “I went to the doctor today, and he told me I have the breastsof a 25 year old.”The husband retorts, “Well, what did he say about your 50