On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father to ask him about his upcoming performance.”Dad,” says the son, “what do I do tonight? I’m very nervous.””Don’t worry,” comforts the father. “It’s all very simple. Remember that thing you used to play with as a
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For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive to the Poconos and find the same romantic lodge is still there. A vibrant young couple, clearly very much in love, is checking in when they arrive.The husband says, “I’ll just nip around by their window
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same hotel in the same room where they spent their wedding night.In honor of the occasion, she bought a $400.00 silk see-through negligee. After taking off her clothes in the bathroom, she realized that she had left
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside andsaid, “If you don’t do the following, your husband willsurely die”. 1.Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood. 2.At lunch time, make him
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are a one”She said “What do you mean, I am a one?”I said, “If Bo Derek’s a ten, you’re a one”.
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, “Now how can I tell my wife that I’ve got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink? I’ve managed to keep it from her while
A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight times. On his wedding night, his wife informed him that she was still a virgin. This puzzled the Marketing Manager since after eight marriages, he thought that at least one of her husbands would have been