An insurance salesman was getting nowhere in his efforts to sell a policy to a farmer. “Look at it this way sir.” he said finally. “How would your wife carry on if you should die ?” “Well…” drawled the weather-beaten man, “I don’t reckon that’d be any concern of mine
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There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing resort on the edge of a beautiful lake. They arrived very early in the morning after a long drive and the man immediately went out fishing alone in a rowboat.He returned just before dinner and then
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her a bra. He entered a ladies shoprather intimidated, but the girls took charge to help him. “What color?” they asked. He settled for white. “How much does it cost?” he asked. “Twenty dollars.” “Very good,” he
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth pulled. Idon’t want gas or Novocain because I’m ina terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth asquickly as possible.” You’re a brave woman said the dentist. Now,show me which tooth it is. The wife turns to her
The out-of-work newlywed took a temporary job as a vacuum cleaner salesman to make ends meet. After 3 days of intensive training, the sales manager told him to go home and practice his pitch on his wife. The next morning, the manager asked the novice how he made out. Well,”
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting undressed, the first man says to his wife, “What huge buttocks!” Much offended, she threw him into the corridor.The second man, also undressing, says to his wife, “Christ! What huge tits!.”She is also greatly offended and
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game.And for the third week in a row, it was raining too hard to play.Bill: Well, Bob, what do you want to do now?Bob: Darts?Bill: Nah.Bob: Shoot some pool?Bill: Nah.Bob: Cards?Bill: Nah. Hey, I’ve got an idea. We can