These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New York convalescent home: “For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.” On a Maine shop: “Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship.” At a number of military bases: “Restricted
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Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual. One of them is an Italian, one is Black and the other is Jewish.They are sitting around drinking some beers, and they make a wager. They bet who can make love to their wife and make
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked beans. She loved them but unfortunately they had always had avery embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her.Then one day she met a guy and fell in love. When it became apparentthat they would marry she
Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way somebody loses a trailer home!You know you’re a redneck if your wife wants to take a bath but you have to move the transmision from the tub first.You know you’re a red neck when you go
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a woman told the man sitting beside her, “I understand this is the home of the Mormon religion where husbands believe it’s OK to have more than one wife.” That’s true,” he replied, “as a matter of
Public service announcements around the world. USA: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where your children are?” Italy: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where your husband is?” France: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where your wife is?” Poland: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know what time it is?”
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore. His wife fluttered about him, pleased with the amount of work he had done and anxious to get him to do some more. “Have a nice soak in the bath and I’ll bring you a