I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonnette I’ve been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she’ll kill me. Henry Youngman It’s better to have loved
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason. Molly McGee Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day. Mickey
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J. Paul Getty A man explained inflation to his wife thus: ‘When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you’re 42-42-42. There’s more of you, but you are not worth as much.’ Lord Barnett Some people get so
A man finally goes with his wife to church. The man was so impressedwith the preacher’s sermon he stopped on the way out to shake his hand.”Preacher, I’ll tell you, that was a DAMNED fine sermon.” The preachersays “Why thank you sir, but we don’t used profanity in the house
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says ” I’m a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know… Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.” The second guy says “I’m a D.I.N.K, you know… Double Income, No Kids.” The third guy says, ” I’m a
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.”I assume,” she snarled, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o’clock in the morning?!””There is,” he replied. “Breakfast!”
Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink!Q – The dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door… which do you let in first? A – The dog of