Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around the corner.The minister says, “My, Farmer Petrovich, you’re certainly giving thatsheep a beating. You wouldn’t do that to your wife, would you?”The farmer says, “I would if she farted and jumped sideways every time I tried
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A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so he’s gonna stay awake and read while she goes to sleep. So he’s reading, and every once in a while he reaches over and tickles her on the fun spot… “Kitza kitza…”She says, “Will you stop
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced that his wife had just produced a typical Texas baby, weighing a whopping twenty pounds.”WOW!” was the response from everyone at the bar.Two weeks later the Texan returned to the bar. The bartenderrecognized him and asked,
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom about to give his wife some. Little Johnny sticks his head in the door, sees his dad and says,”Whatcha doin’ Daddy?” Johnny’s dad stoops over to cover up his dick and starts looking at thefloor. “Oh,
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays like that for half-an-hour.Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes thedrink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: “Come on man, I
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply some ‘Aftershave Lotion’ around hisears when the customer yelled, “Don’t put that crap on me!My wife says it smells like a French Whorehouse!”Another customer who was waiting replied, “Hey John, youcan put the ‘Aftershave Lotion’ on
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth. As the couple take in the latest episode of their favorite program, the man loses concentration for a split second, and a peanut goes into his ear.