A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to say, “Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem.Can you help me?””Oh, that’s not a problem for us men anymore!” announces a proudphysician, “They just came out with this new wonder drug, Viagra, thatdoes the trick! You
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Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering — have you ever cheated on me?” “Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don’t want to ask that question…” “Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please.” “Well, all right. Yes, 3
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, “If I gave you this money, will you take it and
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to Miami Beach for a few days to thaw out during one particularly cold winter. The airlines have crazy frequent flyer rules, and the wife ended up on a flight the day after her husband. The husband
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more times a month than your dad * You see a bill board that says “Don’t do crack” and it reminds you to pull up your pants. * You stare at a carton of orange juice because
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny hamlet. The young wife, stunningly built, decides to give the local town folk a thrill by sun bathing in the nude. “That’s OK with me, honey,” says her husband. “I’ll go get some wood for the
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic. “What’s logic?” the first redneck asked. The professor answered, “Let me give you