A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife,”Mother of Six ” in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it’s time to go home and wants
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One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. “Why are you eating grass?”, he asked one man. “We don’t have any money for
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house, into the tool shed in their back yard and put his penis in a vice. Securing it tightly and removing the handle of the
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants to celebrate the occasion. “Would you like to have a new mink coat?” Ron asks. “No, not really,” Sylvia responds. “Well, how about a new Porche?” asks Ron. “No, thanks,” Sylvia replies. “What about a new
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads, ‘Here Lies My Wife – Cold As Ever.’” “Yeah?” she replies. “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads, “Here
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,” the judge said. “Yes, Your Honor,” the suspect replied. “What did you steal?” the judge asked. “I stole a dress, Your Honor,” replied the suspect. “One dress?” the judge bellowed. “But you have admitted to breaking
An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about December one year that he couldn’t take it any longer. So he said to his wife one evening, “Honey, next Friday we’re going to Hilton Head for the weekend. We’ll get a condo on the golf